Spam
(based on "Spam" by Weird Al,
which is based on "Stand" by R.E.M.)

lyrics by JD Dougherty, Haverford College, Fall 2008

[chorus]
Spam in the place where you live, [Viagraka]
Royalty from Nigeria, just need to send me some cash
Spam in the place where you work, [Viagraka]
Photos of Brad-gelina, so don't filter me to the trash.

Get out of bed, see if there's mail,
Maybe a friend or maybe a sale,
Trying to sell me stuff I don't need,
Telling me stories I can't believe, it's ... [chorus]

Sometimes a virus comes along for the ride.
Perhaps a Trojan Horse is hiding inside,
If you're lucky it's only a worm,
Maybe they're phishing to see what can they learn. [chorus]

CODA:
Spam everybody you know
Spam everywhere that you go
Bayesian filters help you a lot
Bayesian filters still cannot stop your spam.